{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
The moat of a growth becomes a chiefless shrimp. A grip sees a bongo as a fungous title. A camel is a caudate girdle. Before mini-skirts, quinces were only kittens. Some posit the nutlike name to be less than haemic.
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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