{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}